A咪's Diary

The 18 Best Things About Being in Your Late Twenties來源

好吧又來亂看亂翻時間，有很多用語都沒看過= =，發現英文一段時間沒碰，看文章的速度倒彈驚人的慢。

1. You know not to stay out past 2 a.m. Or really 1 a.m. OK fine just midnight. Because you've done enough partying to realize that only creepy things that make you feel gross when you're sober the next day happen after 2 a.m. aka millennial witching hour.

對只要過了2a.m.。。隔天會很慘。雖然這樣說，但每天還是到1點睡。

2. You don't feel like a loser for staying home on a Friday night. In fact, you find staying home on a Friday preferable — you can rest and jam on Saturday. (And by jam I literally mean make jam.) And that's better than being out with gross bar people then getting home at 2 a.m. and being too lazy to take your makeup off and growing barnacles on your face that you'll have to wear to brunch the next morning.

Friday night待在家輕鬆自在，偶爾跟朋友玩到天亮，隔天睡到中午，也是不賴。

3. Going out takes on a new meaning. Like dinner. Or a movie. Not just raging until 4 a.m. with strangers who make you feel weird the next day.

向來going out means dinner or movie...so...i already get used to it...

4. You've figured out how to deal with flakey people. Rather than let them annoy you, you have simply lowered expectations so that when they act like ass holes you shrug because you've recalibrated your brain to view said person as an ass hole.  

是阿，no big deal...不要為了那些怪人而影響到心情，心理影響生理，壞心情只會讓身體變差變難受。髒東西就是髒，不用跟它混為一談。

5. You've trimmed most of your friend fat. You've finally ditched the people who are shitty friends, who do drugs, or who cancel plans so much that you see them about as often as you see your cat fly. You're fine with this because you'd rather have fewer good friends than a large number of crummy ones.

對~不過連臉書都久久用一次，說起來自己才是那個冷陌不關心朋友動態的shitty friend…不能怪朋友遠離，阿~隨緣啦，懶得用社群工具有錯嗎?

6. You have a lot of weekend trips built into your year because a lot of your friends are getting married. And fuck people who complain about having to go to other people's weddings. Weddings are fun by definition: you dress up, get fed, drink, dance, and sometimes it all happens on a beach. Weddings are a great reason to take a three day weekend.

穿得漂漂亮亮去場婚禮，帶上滿滿祝福，當然荷包也變薄一些，與同桌老友聚一聚，看下一場換誰當新人，敘敘舊嘛是不錯滴。

7. You have more disposable income to spend on things of real value. Like a winter coat that's made of soft wool instead of the kind that turns your body into one giant Brillo pad. Or a mattress that doesn't feel like sleeping on a tire.

越來越捨得花錢在心動物品上，身邊圍繞著令人心動的東西，心情也變得輕舞飛揚。

8. You have started considering "cost per wear" when buying clothing. Sequined crop top you'll wear once to da club before wondering WTF you were smoking when you bought it: $8. Leather bag that fits a laptop and won't rip at the seams every time you put a book in it: $200.

記住要買會穿且心動的衣服!那些廉價爛品質的東西，不管老板喊要跳樓拍賣什麼促銷口號，就是不要掏出錢包來買，因為之後也不會穿!

9. You don't care about certain brands/labels. In fact, you'd rather wear things that don't scream "LOOK I OWN THIS THING THAT PEOPLE RECOGNIZE BECAUSE IT HAS A HUGE SHINY LOGO ON IT." Subtlety speaks to you.

向來沒品牌意識。買名牌是給自己享受的，而不是秀給別人看的。

10. You are even closer with your mom. Moms = the best.

11. Double dates don't make you feel old anymore. In fact, if you're attached, you relish having other couples to hang out with because you don't have to worry about whether or not bringing your significant other to a gathering of your single friends is going to be weird for both of them and make you look like an ass hole.

12. Your apartment has at least one piece of furniture in it that isn't from Ikea or Bed Bath & Beyond. Because you've graduated to West Elm. And it feels good. So good.

在台灣，ikea已經不錯了啦…倒是有很多ikea的小傢俱。

13. You haven't listened to any music made within the past three years — except whenever Britney released something new — and you're fine with that.

去KTV只會點老歌…尤其是李宗盛的創作...必點...

14. The reason you haven't listened to any new music is because too many new pop songs have sirens in them. And you are perfectly comfortable rejecting all music that makes sounds that everyone actually hates to listen to and only pretend to enjoy when David Guetta tries to employ them for musical gain.

15. You're less likely to have roommates. If you do live with someone it's likely to be the person you're sleeping with and want to be with forever and ever.

NONONO有個室友分攤房租，且彼此share吃的。

16. You're more assertive. When someone throws shade you have no qualms about being like "F U!" "You're wrong!" "I'm right!" #confidence

只會在心中喊"F U"...

17. You have enough distance from your early twenties to realize you had NO IDEA what you were doing at that time in your life. And even though they were great, you'd never go back.

18. You can rent a car for the listed price. So you don't have to ride a bike to all those weddings you have to go to and ruin the dress you've spent $250 on because you knew you'd wear it so many times that it would only cost $25 per wear and weekend trips are the best and you won't feel bad that you didn't drink at the rehearsal dinner so you can go home early and sleep and be fresh for a jog the next morning. Because you are a late twenties QUEEN.

對自己好一點很  重   要!!